June 2013
Do ♪ Re ♩ Mi ♩ Fa ♪ ME ♫ GA ♪ MAN ♬ IN ♪ FU ♬ CKING ♫ SMASH ♬
THE BEST PART ABOUT WII FIT GIRL BEING IN THE NE WSMASH BROS IS THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIP HER WITH OTHER CHARACTERS
PEOPLE WILL WRITE EROTIC FANFICTION ABOUT THE WII FIT TRAINER
TRULY THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE ALIVE
“Ah. Link. What are we going to do on the bed.” said Wii Fit Trainer with her forever-deadpan voice.
“HYAAA HYEEH YAAAAAH” Link replied enthusiastically.
May 2013
- non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
- english as first language: lol it okei
RATTLE ME RAIDEN
welcome aboard, hombres
RATTLE ME RAIDEN
RATTLE ME RAIDEN
CUT WHAT YE WILL BUT DON’T RATTLE ME RAIDEN
CUT THE GENOMES FOR THE POINTS TO TAKE
CAREFUL MY FRIEND OR YOUR PARRY WILL BREAK
RATTLE ME RAIDEN
RIP OUT THEIR SPINES THERE’S A FRIGHTENING GLOW
BUT DON’T RATTLE ME RAIDEN
RATTLE ME RATTLE ME RATTLE ME RAIDEN
YOU CAN USE YOUR SKILL TO CUT WHAT YE WILL
YOU CAN DO SWEET KILLS
BUT DON’T RATTLE ME RAIDEN
dlc sold separately, from Konami
